KurtEatsBullet

It was a lovely day. The kind of day for buying a ceiling fan. Well, to Marik and Bakura that is. "Bakura!! What store are we going to? I want a purple ceiling fan", Marik said to Bakura as they were about to leave. "I was thinking Home Depot, Marik".  "Home Depot? Do they sell royal purple ceiling fans there?"  "I don't know, Marik". Once Marik and Bakura got to Home Depot, they started to look for a foxy ceiling fan. But then, Marik's face got a horrified look on it. There were no royal purple ceiling fans! "Bakura! What's going on?!" "What do you mean, Marik?" "Don't you see! There are no purple ceiling fans! Why!?

Caledon , or “Cal”, Nathan Hockley; had few thoughts left as he sat on his bed of his current life.  As he held the pistol in his hand, he thought of how the cold, smooth metal contrasted great from how his old lover’s hands (or was it paws, he wondered quickly) felt.  He reminisced on his life and all the terrible and yet great things that happened to him.   Going on the Titanic, losing Rose to that tramp Jack, earning money, and losing it all.  But the even that struck out most to him, as being the single greatest and yet most tragic mess he has ever encountered, was meeting Alvin Seville.  Cal thought of Alvin, and how he